Joanna Bolme
Born on April Fool's Day. Descendant of Kintpuash. Attended first concert, The Who/Three Dog Night, at 5 years old. Did not speak for two days after Jackson was killed on The White Shadow. First "complicated" bass line ever learned, Strutter, KISS. Lets dog sleep on the bed. Likes avocados, beer and black licorice. Dislikes litterbugs, WAL*#%MART and cars that hog the passing lane. Can dance bulerias but aspires to siguiriyas. Thinks Gregory Peck is the most handsome movie star of all time.

Mike Clark
Mike Clark = Capricorn! Still buys R.E.M. records. Collects Bicentennial Quarters. Likes Thai food and argyle socks. Can't believe Low are LDS. Knows his Dewey Decimal system. Went through a big Lew Archer phase. Obsessed with cassowaries. Loves candy and magazines. Plays to win!! When he's not Jicking, Mike can usually be found behind the bar at Sagittairus, the bar he owns with his wife, Robin.


Steve Malkmus
the true Victims Family fan . Born in Los Angeles...... Spends his free time hitting a large bell....... Majored in Leprosy at Inkblot Tech.......Feels most at home around Darts... At some point established himself as a group to keep watching....Presently a Trustee of the Crystal Gayle Theater of the Perfoming Arts in Pullman Washington.
Defines a Jick as: "J from Jagger plus Mick minus M"

Janet Weiss
ON DRUMS: Janet Lee Weiss lives in Portland with her two winsome dogs, Mac and Isobel. She's a Libra (the superficial sign of the group) who loves gambling, fancy hotels, clean water, getting in the zone, and triplets. She hopes to someday plunk the Olympic theme song at the opening ceremonies. Janet is thrilled to be a Jick, except for the fact that Mike hates two-piece bands. Then again, he did teach her how to pass an orange back and forth while juggling. Fair enough, dude. Eventually, Ms. Weiss will happily end up the enthusiastic drummer of a bar band, grinding out classic rock covers Thursday nights.